Kathleen's Blog

Well. Well. Well. Look what the tumbleweed dragged into the College Football Playoff.

Texas Tech is 12–1, Big 12 Champions, and officially crashing the CFP. Just a bunch of West Texas kids raised on dust storms, bad decisions, and refusing to lose politely — and now we’re here to ruin Oregon’s beach plans.

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Let’s Talk About Oregon

The Fashion Emergency:

You have 47 uniform combinations. Forty. Seven. That’s not versatility — that’s an identity crisis funded by a shoe company. This is football, not a seasonal catalog. Pick a color. Commit. You look like Excel discovered neon.

The Mascot Situation:

Your mascot is a duck. Doing pushups.

Our mascot is a masked outlaw on horseback firing guns into the air. One of these says “fear me.” The other says “birthday party rental.”

The History Lesson Nobody Asked For:

“We’re 3–0 against Texas Tech!”

Congrats. Those wins are so old they remember the Pac-12. We’re not scrapbooking. We’re making new history. Keep up.

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The Texas Tech Reality Check

The Weather:

We play football in conditions that make meteorologists quit. Winds strong enough to relocate patio furniture to another state. Your “rain game” is our Tuesday commute.

The Look:

We don’t need 47 outfits. We have one: black, red, and violent intentions. No rebrand. No gimmicks.

The Backbone:

Joey McGuire didn’t come to Lubbock to “enjoy the moment.” He came to win and make grown men in duck costumes rethink their choices.

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WRECK ’EM TECH!

GUNS UP!

P.S. That yellow is what you paint on cattle guards and road signs, not football teams. Bless your heart.