Kathleen's Blog

Every morning since my mother passed away I have applied “waterproof” eyeliner and mascara.

Every night since my mother passed the person I see in the mirror appears to have spent the day at clown school.

In my quest for the holy grail of waterproof make-up, I have tried the high end brands you can buy at the cosmetic counters in Nordstroms for $30 a tube or pencil. I have also tried the cheap brands from CVS on sale for $1.99.

My unintentional trial has produced varying results. Either I end the day with absolutely no sign of any eye makeup or it has completely smeared into raccoon eyes. I’ve also had a trail of mascara down my cheeks, irritated eyes or eyeliner clumped in the corners.

So I am adding waterproof makeup to the list of things that don’t really exist like Bigfoot, nonfat food that tastes good, unbiased opinions, Pluto as a planet, leftover bacon…

Love, me